That title gives me a chuckle. Anyway. I"m high, and tried to fix a stick on light that I had "stuck on" my door a few weeks ago, but unstuck itself. Meaning when I came home the other day, the light was on the ground, not on the door, giving nice, safe illumination of my lock.
So, being the tinkerer I am, I tried to fix it now, wihile high on DXM, which was fun, then frustrating, then angry making, and now as I reflect, it is fucking hilarious:). My typing suckx because I have fing super glue on th4e tips of all o =f my fingers. Thus: the dissociation connection:
As I was trying to pull apart then stick together all these plastic parts, the glue strated drying and my fingers became part of the project. I was ensconceed in super glue at the fingertip level. And I was worried because I was high, that I might hurt myself. I wish I could draw a picture lol. I'm sitting at the table, eyes not able to focus, with little white plastic parts slathered in super glue intertwined in my fingertips, and i realize, i'm all glued together. Fun. So, huh. OK, go slow, cause we don't want to rip our skin, so I go slow, and am worried that the drugs or the super glue are not leeting me feel the pain because it doesn't hurt. And I slowly pull apart m y fingers and plastic bits. I'm gonna go back and fix it after this, damnit! But wow, I got all sepaerated without hurting myself. But now, instead of acrylic nails, I have acrylic fingers. I feel like a proto-robo-cop writing this now, my fingertips literally are clacking on the keyboard, they are so hard from the casing of superglue. I love my dorky ass, engineer, drug stupid self :)
So, being the tinkerer I am, I tried to fix it now, wihile high on DXM, which was fun, then frustrating, then angry making, and now as I reflect, it is fucking hilarious:). My typing suckx because I have fing super glue on th4e tips of all o =f my fingers. Thus: the dissociation connection:
As I was trying to pull apart then stick together all these plastic parts, the glue strated drying and my fingers became part of the project. I was ensconceed in super glue at the fingertip level. And I was worried because I was high, that I might hurt myself. I wish I could draw a picture lol. I'm sitting at the table, eyes not able to focus, with little white plastic parts slathered in super glue intertwined in my fingertips, and i realize, i'm all glued together. Fun. So, huh. OK, go slow, cause we don't want to rip our skin, so I go slow, and am worried that the drugs or the super glue are not leeting me feel the pain because it doesn't hurt. And I slowly pull apart m y fingers and plastic bits. I'm gonna go back and fix it after this, damnit! But wow, I got all sepaerated without hurting myself. But now, instead of acrylic nails, I have acrylic fingers. I feel like a proto-robo-cop writing this now, my fingertips literally are clacking on the keyboard, they are so hard from the casing of superglue. I love my dorky ass, engineer, drug stupid self :)
