Saturday, July 25, 2015

Native Narnia

Fuck this sit, sit, sitting all the time
Watching the dayz slip, slip, slipping by blue in the shine
Of my LED, LCD Black Mirror screens
Dr Know U kno U R mine
But what about OFFLINE?

Fuck. This. Shit.
Cleaning OUT my closets
This is my Irish Blarney, Hah!
My razor tongue flicking open those WarDrobe doors
Because I am a Native of Narnia!
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I sit alone at home. 
I so late and binge watch and
learn a priori
From Bridget Jones Diary,
And from inside I hear a query:
"Is she She-Me? and "R we Missus, Missus, Missus Jones?"
And then the same small voice asks again
"And Mark Darcy is he He-Me?"
Oh my hun, my kin
You know it!
You knew it
Already
I am he and she
Thou and Thee
We

Watching from the corners in a dunce cap
Soon to be a top hat
Un-spied and huge eyed. 
Taking insults in and still listenin
Standing up straight every time
Chin and fists high
Looking F I N E,  fine
I am INTJ, never learned to play
But this cat can Cheshire Smile by the mile.
Just imagine being raised by Lewis, Carrol, King and Wilde

And You All are always eating up my charm
While I am bleeding from the arms
And all you ever seem to See is a hunting BLIND.

A bright BOND Girl, a beautiful BLONDE Girl
Well fuck no, No Soy Su Hija, no mas.
No mas, no Mass, Nevermore.
Ze Raven hath spoken
Rapunzel has cut her golden
chains, her golden
LOCKS
I don't need them no more
I climb Up and Down
on all 4s
AH, NOW you FINALLY see the JOCK girl,
The BONG Girl. 

(My brother Finnick Oh'Dare already knew, Golden fire on the flick of his wrist)
Do you finally see my President Snow White skin?
He is my father, the butcher still not done with the slaughter.
I bleed for him every night in my bed in my head.
Peeta, will you stay with me? 
PTSD

I've been told I am so pale I glow in the dark
A ghost freckled with sunburns and scars
I finally own my own skin-
now my canvas for the stars.

My own name is claimed. Just try to break it. 
Here is my heart, just try and stake it.
You can't expire a fucking mongrel vampire
We bleed on!
Unstaunched.
I can't wait until somebody finally sees me.
I AM LAUNCHED.

Nicole Kidman is my Other(s)Mother
And Coraline has disappeared...
But Wybie Wyborn and the Black Cat are still here.

What to do, with lips so blue, and a smile made of black thread?
"Feed Your Head"
"Feed Your Head"
The dormouse said
But ReePaCheep said "Fuck It" and
Brought his sword instead.

"I CAN SEE THE STARS FROM AMERICA... I wonder can you see them too?"
(https://youtu.be/nkqVm5aiC28)

My dead lips pry open and croak, cloak and cry, high
I hear a UK redhead play, and this mogul-mongrel prays to him
Plays to Ed Sheeran

"Startalk to Artwalk, Once Upon a Time"
"The Butcher's Daughter," Lucy
Lied and Died Again and Again
And nyet, nein!
Not Le Petite Mort
These deaths are Grand Mal every line,

Death on a Walgreens dime.

Took the Red Pills of DXM chasing Poe's Green Fairy
Morpheus said it work be scary.
Right he was, Wow
And Lu Lu Lucy Somehow
BeeCame the BeeCharmer in Absentia,
Rawking Dementia
On the search for my elusive Absinthe brother.

Blinded by Rimbaud's Total Eclipse
I'm staying away from Verlaine
Chomping on the Horse's Sugar Cube
Nothing sweet can stay
I say
To my PonyGirlz
Go find yr PonyBoy, your Go-go Gadget Bro
I am Tony Stark's Sister dressed in Gold.
MC Aslan not as foretold
But by holy whoring
wholly self sold.

Oh noes, here come the Blue and Red fight lights...
Uh oh, it's da Po Po
And ReePaCheep booked a fight night
With a mouth bigger than my body
Bad Bois, Bad Grrlz watt u gonna do?
Watt u gonna do
When the thought police are coming for you?

Engineer Allison going to Haile after chatting my tale last Highday night?

Oh, fuck no, that's not right :)
Sorry, I meant to say

MC Aslan went to jail after chasing my tail
Last Friday Night

This is The Real World
This is the true story
Of  strangers created to live and love in my head.
A Dissociative Blood and Life Story
Masqued by the DXM Red Death

Fuck. This. Shit.
Cleaning OUT my closets
This is my Irish Blarney, Hah!
My razor tongue flicking open those WarDrobe doors
Because I am a Native of Narnia!
:-)

#Narnia  #Lucy  #Aslan  #CSLewis #ThroughTheWardrobe
#BridgetJonesDiary  #BridgetJones  #MrDarcy  #FitzwilliamDarcy  #MarkDarcy  #PrideandPrejudice  #JaneAusten
#EdSheeran  #TheFaultInOurStars  #MCAslan=#TheDeadRabbitsSon+#TheButchersDaughter 
#GangsofNewYork  #GangsofNEWYOU
#Coraline  #Wybie  #Wyborn  #Gaiman 
#BeeCharmer  #FriedGreenTomatoes  #FannieFlag 
#RedDeath  #Poe 
#LucyMovie  #CPH4

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Hey, got a new keyboard!

OMG, So excited just acquired a Zagg wireless keyboard, and it is working great!

And by acquired, I know what I mean, lol.  Walmart is a great discount store.

Now I can type without swyping and correcting the spelling of every other word. 

Super awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!